in the sims i am the star its me
I hope I'm not bothering you with this, but may I know where you got the skirts for Aradia, Kanaya, and Feferi?
Anonymous

Ah, no problem! 

Kanaya’s skirt is from this set, it’s the brightest red one.

As for Aradia and Fef’s skirts they’re my own edits of stuff I found on other sites. Again, all of the content I edited myself comes from free-to-edit-and-share sources so once I get the time to go gathering all of the credits and extracting the files, I’ll try and upload them for y’all. As for now though, here’s the base files I used in case you want them for reference! 

Aradia’s is an edit of one of these, pretty sure I just desaturated the skirt and edited the shoes and socks.

With Fef’s I did an incredibly shitty texture edit thing of these beautiful skirts (it’s so shitty it’s why i don’t even complain when she runs around in her underwear the whole time omfg). I might even redo it before upload, but yeah that’s what I’m using right now! 

Hey can I ask what expansion packs you're using with this??
Anonymous

Oh, I’ve got all of the EPs except Seasons (which I’m sorta bummed about because apparently Seasons is really good but i can’t find it at stores anywhere around here humphh), and I also have the “Celebration Stuff” Stuff Pack! Ayup. 

My personal favorite believe it or not is the Free Time one though! People say it doesn’t really add much but this one gave sims soooo many extra things to do with their everyday lives and adds some cool aspiration things and all, so yeah, really subtly awesome. c:

definitelyadumbhomotool answered your question: SIMUNISTUCK: DERSE SEM 2 

PUT THIS UNDER A READ MORE PLS

Naw dog, I like the color and display on my blog and do it like I do for a reason. It’s just one post every few days ya’ll can deal.

If it’s really a problem in your tags/dash just unfollow/block me whatever sails your boat, l0l. And If people want to reblog without disrupting their followers dashes they can do it as a link! E-Z.

Besides I didn’t even think these were that long. I mean every three hours or so you get those social justice tennis posts which at least treble my average length. I personally believe even this is more visually pleasing than that. 

SIMUNISTUCK: DERSE SEM 2

AND WE’RE BACK NOW WITH 80% MORE SHITTY GIFS AND ASPIRATION MONIKER TITLE CARD 

lmao i can’t stop laughing at eridan sorry fish jokes are bad

fuck equius’s surname name is spelt wrong shit i just realized that ok w/e i’ll fix it with SimPE im a bad fan i know one day ill learn to spell

BUT YES NOW YOU CAN CLEARLY SEE HOW DISCONTENT THESE GUYS ARE WITH THEIR PATHETIC FILTHY POKER WASTED LIVES.

AND THAT’S WHAT YOU MISSED ON DERSE

DERSE SEMESTER 2

So remember where we left off? Exams just finished and yeah arm kissing or whatever it was last time, I load the lot and Rose and Eridan are now on to face caressing

ok whatever sails your ship i guess

tho apparently the ship isn’t being sailed cause the moment Rose diverts her attention 

this guy goes back to worrying about his love life i mean dude you got the girl in 3 days what more do you even fuccfing want

(were going to find out this chapter dont worry)

anyway speaking of ~attention diversion~ our kids get straight to it and engage themselves in a variety of their usual activities

one day you’ll be a star dave one day keep at that

equius actually autonomously studies omg i didn’t think they’d do that though maybe he caught on to how fucking close they came last semester

eridan r u creepstalking rose or doing that for legitimate reasons i don’t know anymore

…and NEPETA DECIDES TO TAKE THE SEAT AS RESIDENT POEKER DUNCE FOR THE SEMESTER.

as poker tradition will have it she spends all fucking day doing that and alas here’s how day three ends for her:

good form nepeta, good form.

Speaking of shapely form say hi to feferi’s underwear i hope you get used to that she won’t change out of it after bed and goes to class in that yeah ok showers are the only way in which she’ll change back to her normal clothes so yeah just be mindful of that i guess holy shit this household

anyway switching moods to extreme angst and tragedy for a moment: nepeta isn’t the only one down for the count. remember rambunctious crow? and how i told you not to get attached because the inevitable was coming

well yeah

RIP bro im sorry you never scored i even broke my no commands rule and kept you fed 

fucking birds

So between mourning our dearly departed and a few of the crew catching up on missed sleep from the previous “cramtastic fantastic” night, bedtimes are a bit staggered this time round and we’ve got people up at odd times and random shit happens all through night three:

autonomous shower cleaning is pretty cute i guess wow hi aradia’s butt ~i missed you by the way~

also this call comes through at two in the fucking morning:

wait what llama what do we even know you ok

w/e equius is up though and answers his llama pal’s call

~he’s not the only one awake around here though~ oh for the love of fjucking-

D—> 100d

yeah okay let’s just 

cut to morning

hi i’m sure there’s better places to talk for three hours than the toilet doorway but i’m just a voyeur what do i know

THREE HOURS LATER

WE’RE BACK LIVE FROM THE LIVING ROOM HERE AT SOLLUX & DAVE: POINTLESS STRIFE: ROUND 353550467340673

so i didn’t actually see this one end (i later learned that dave lost) (again)

but who gives a shit cause hold on to your horses it’s about to get jersey fucking shore up in here:

yeah who knows what part he touched this time all i know is rose is at class and this is going to end badly you manwhore 

the sim gods (no wait thats me) the stars are with us tho cause at that moment the camera is dragged away from such filthy displays so we can witness aradia become our first toilet victim

holy hell what happened to your mood girl the fuck have you been doing my poor bb ur the star of my show but take care of yourself

well at least she had the decency to piss herself (in rose’s room, but) in private so this way nobody is going to spend the rest of their pathetic sim life gossiping about it props to you aa

NOW LETS GET BACK TO THE SHORE YEEEEEEEEEEEEE-

so when we’re done staring at solluxs CHOICE BUTT im going to ask these two if theyre ok but i guess they are 

i mean they never stop this sloppy shit

it just continues until we hit love tier which is serious business for sims

and then

~CAUSE AS WITH EVERY SHIP

HATERS

GONNA

 ~

hi so anyway meanwhile this also happens thrice (he came for aradia too i didnt screencap it) (he being that hobby guy who breaks into your house when he somehow finds out about your ~enthusiasm~ for things and invites you to your den):

i really don’t know what’s worse the annoying npc trespass which i cant find a hack to stop or the fact that three of our household have wasted enough hours on this stupid game to warrant it 

actually i do know whats worse

because there are simply no words for this:

:FSDAFHs;fsagfdgihsdlfhwrw35u3teG:SDGH

S:GHSD:AHFs

fsdgdsig

pROTIP: if youre going to fuck dont do it in the entrance hall

while cheating on another girl

while people are watching

but what do i know

just so you know th is was fucking creepier when i first zoomed in on it do not fucking click this i sTILL CANT ERIDAN PLS

and he doesn’t stop there look at this i dont know whether to laugh

(also woah fef moving a bit fucking fast what are you guys doing)

for those unfamiliar with this game woohoo is sex (~the more you know~)

but with that my children, night 4 ends and the sun rises on day 5

and finally on this triumphant day, dave stands victorious over his pointless arch nemesis

BUT HEY WHENEVER THIS HAPPENS NOBODY CARES FOR VERY LONG BECAUSE:

f;ashf eridan why-

yeah ok who am i kidding who  didn’t see this coming

so i’m assuming eridan macked on nepeta in some form or another leading to the inevitable and what follows is the most simultaneously amusing and pathetic thing i have ever witnessed in this game

so rose slaps the bastard right

and then he slaps her back for no reason even though u instigated it you stupid hoe

pls

~but then~

rose makes like a sassy independent woman for the time being and walks off but

WWEEH WWHY DOESNT ANYBODY LOVVE ME

i don’t know bb

i just don’t know

and just when i’d seen the worst of this shitfuckery as soon as he finishes crying, this fucking guy-

im piss

but omg lmao

yeah thats my face too bb

me too

ANYWAY DAY FIVE PASSES WITH MOX COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY STUNNED BY THE DAY’S EVENTS I FAILED TO CAP OR REMEMBER ANYTHING ELSE THAT REALLY HAPPENED i dont think there was anything else partciularly important and im too busy cry

and i’m not the only one

the drama’s getting too much for equius i guess

by which i mean the touching and sloppy romance shit is getting too much for him because what i guess is aradia’s (not you too bb) attempt to cheer him up is, for the good of us all, promptly rejected:

i guess the negative spirits are just in the air too though 

since dave gets into aNOTHER FIGHT OMG (this time with nepeta) (he loses and it was fucking funny and i forgot to cap):

y’know i’m going to give him the benefit of the doubt and say it’s out of being a good brother to rose and not dave strider picking more fights for no fucking reason because you know this shit is spiralling downwards so fast we could use some optimism in here

anyway this ends with some weird (kismesis?) (no lets not fucking go there) reaction where nepeta is simultaneously seething and furious and crushing on the guy

he makes like a man and wont take this bullshit and just walks off though thanks dave kudos bro 

and so ends day five, the day before our exam (yeah we have those) (yeah remarkably nobody missed class)

~AND BEFORE WE KNOW IT IT’S THE MORNING AND EXAMS ARE JUST AROUND THE CORNER AND THIS CLUSTERFUCK OF A SEMESTER COMES TO ITS END~

ft: feferi’s undies make a trip to her flipping fINAL EXAM oaky fef pls

doesn’t seem to hurt her grade though

fef and everybody else passes, on their own accord actually which is impressive on its own and on top of all the other crap they spent their time doing, i guess i should give them at least that (omg rose looks so sad tho) (hi equius really likes the aradia butt i wont complain i do too)

~LIKE SAND THROUGH THE HOURGLASS THESE ARE THE DAYS OF OUR LIVES~

so in closing with an extra want slot each and raging hormones like never before WHAT WILL THIS MEAN FOR MY DERSITES i’d say find out next time but not completely

by which i mean

ok you can know a bit in advance

cause

HERE’S MY ATTEMPT to make this a little more ~interactive~ and celebrate the fact that this somehow got 25 followers. I’m gonna open it up to readers (you dont even have to be following this ok), to suggest commands to give the sims of Derse House. One each. Can be anything. I have no idea what the fuck I’ll do, maybe RNG the random suggestions, and I’ll take anything as long as it’s a possible interaction given the shit in this house (you can also ask me to buy an item ok as long as it’s in their budget which is like 2k simoleans right now). Anything at all.

Leave your ~SUGGESTIONS~ below! 

EDIT: hi also bonus question (i’ll do one random relevant thing like this each time i guess! also there’ll be a general post on the genie lamp tomorrow but im tired to outline that now so it canwait) - so because this is a big want which will not autonomously be fulfilled, I’m going to ask the people who actually read this this: Should Sollux propose to Feferi?  hi i don’t know whatll happen if we try that but UP TO YOU - should these misfits give it a shot???????

Are all of your sims in sync as far as the college timer goes? Or are your screenshots just out of order, 'cause sometimes it looks like more time has passed even though we're looking at "earlier" screenshots...
Anonymous

Uh yeah they all started college at the same time, everybody in each house is in sync. My screenshots are out of order. 

That happens when I’m trying to keep track of eight different guys around the house but I want to present this in a mildly comprehensive matter without switching perspective too much, it also happens when I forget what order things happened in ok 

Where did you get Gamzee's pants, Eridan's pants and scarf, and Tavros's hair?

Gamzee’s pants and Eridan’s pants/scarf are edited textures of existing content I found around the internet. The pants meshes from Aikea Guinea/Gelydh here, the textures from Kayleigh here. I did the texture edits for our boys. 

The scarf is an edit of a very old mesh/texture I had, I’m sorry I can’t say where it came from right now :S

So yeah, those files aren’t uploaded anywhere right now. Once I get SimPE up and running and can find the proper credit for every original, I might upload my sims with all their bits and pieces including the ones I edited on intact.  

Sorry this isn’t very helpful, more of a mesh credit post than anything. 

Tavros’s hair however, is from here

SIMUNISTUCK: PROSPIT SEM 1 [FOR REAL THIS TIME!!!]

AND WE’RE BACK, NOW WTIH FUNCTIONING FRAPS AND MORE SCREENSHOTS, FOR SIMUNISTUCK:

PROSPIT SEMESTER 1

OKay

So we arrive at the prospit dorm for the third time (i had to reset the lot and move them out and in again and a bunch of other shit to fix the bug, it’s stopped crashing now tho) 

TAKE 3

where here man and the gang get straight to making this happen

that dance weirds the hell out of me but you can keep it up ok

rooms are claimed, majors set (bluh bluh formalities but i like this face john made so take it ok)

and it turns out that the prospit crew are far more diverse and ~cultured~ in their interests than the hopeless pokermonkeys of derse

(in jade’s case “cultured” means spend all fucking day on this thing maxing out the flipping fitness bar and starving and stinking and everything else a la equius painting on derse yeah ok)

pool still garners a fair bit of attention though:

as does throwing darts through chandeliers lmao i love your face vriska

oh also spending five hours playing MyShuno around the corner from the thing……..by yourself

~idk this doesn’t seem a very interesting pasttime but suit yourself gamzee~

BUT SPEAKING OF PASTTIMES john and karkat prove to be absolutely adorbs and instantly kick off some kind of unconditional bromance that began with them talking about the major they share (literature hurr) to joking around with each other all day precious babboos 

like they don’t even do anything else ALL DAY

and then at dinner they ignore the fuck out of everybody else and BROMANCE

fsdfsd ok you can’t tell from the few screenshots i’ve got up here but it’s pretty cute ok

anyway speaking of dinner look i actually got a pic of the chef this time, we got a woman here too (oh also that’s our townie guy - i don’t remember what his first name is but his last name is “wheldon” so lets just call him that for today) 

he and tz don’t get off on a good start which might be a bad thing cause unlike jasmine this guy actually left his room later sO WE MIGHT HAVE SOME FIGHTS ON THE HORIZON:

and speaking of, i’m already seeing the warning signs here:

what why why do you all hate each other so fast (except karkat and john of course but)

but there’s a bit of love in the air

cause jade hits poor wheldon up fine shortly after and they spend some time doing the hustle

IT DOESN’T LAST THOUGH CAUSE THE GIRL IS BACK AT THE EXCERSIZE BIKE BEFORE BED AND BETWEEN THAT AND THE SMUstling jade ends night one

on the floor………..„

(lmao bromance in the background i can’t)

And then it’s morning right and we cut to the ladies bathroom where vriska up and fucking decides to spongebathe herself in the middle of the room despite two open showers right behind her (hi nudity sorry)

vriska you whore

this disgusts some

but she still has her ways of ~inciting others on~

 in their flipping superman boxers no less john pls (no the point of this story wasn’t meant to be underwear i’m not really sure why that’s become a thing gomen desu)

BUT WHILE THAT SHIT IS HAPPENING 

i think the gang found a winner as far as activities around this shithole are concerned

kan u diva

TAV HEY DONT TELL ANYONE BUT  I HEARD THE BATHROOM WINDOW IS A GUD PLACE IF YOU WANTTO LOOK AT THOSE TITS I MEAN WHAT

gamzee no really what is this pose im piss is this what you and kan were riled up about who is better at this cause i don’t know either bb i just don’t know

WE INTERRUPT THIS BROADCAST TO BRING YOU UR FRIENDLY NEIGHBOURHOOD BROMANCE FROM EARLIER 2DAY

these patooties i can-

sd:FHSGFSD:FOHsd;fhsd;fhsd;lhA hi it’s been like 24 hours wha t are you VRISKA PLEASE and JOHN

lmao karkat your poker face i just

anyway this is disgusting let’s go back inside…….

NOPE

(calm your gonads) (poor tav he wants her i guess)

anyway…………..,

aw hey, kanaya met a cute cheerleader she seems to like, that’s nice c: (even if looking at the relationship thing they didn’t get off the best start looking at the relationship thing) (ok stopping this sloppy shipping shit now)

MOVING ON IT’S THE NIGHT BEFORE THE EXAMS AND PROSPIT’S DONE A BETTER JOB THAN DERSE IN GETTING THEIR SHIT TOGETHER ON THEIR OWN

….Mostly because all of their leisure activity isn’t fucking poker and actually works to building their own skills, also none of them ever missed class so good on them i guess! oh also

karkat has a habit of spending every waking moment he’s not bromancing john autonomously cleaning shit for some reason it’s pretty cute i guess

anyway TEREZI MY BB MAKES AN APPEARANCE

im sorry the only thing other than eating and sleeping that she’s been doing is this (and pool) so i don’t have anything interesting of her maybe she’ll do something next time i love you baby

but ok cameo aside the night moves pretty smoothly because of the fact that these guys are actually competent ~and before we know it it’s the morning of the exam and everybody is all prepped for it and chilling around in the few hours they have~

and then this gets hilarious cause everybody else fucks off shortly thereafter and

tavros just sits here for the next 3 hours alone hANGING OUT WITH HIMSELF

….poor baby i hope you get some action soon

ANYNWAY so after i found terezi had gone back to her computer i followed vriska and karkat to see where they went

and this is when shit gets nasty

 vriska u whore

;dshafhasefvdfss; NO NON NO NONONO I KNOW KARTKAT IS INITIATING BUT SDFSDALH

THE BROMANCE

WHAT

WILL

THIS MEAN

FOR THE BROMANCE help me i 

MAYDAYMAYDAYMDAYBROSB4HOES I HELP

sdflskaf;ha;rlsd 

if they break up (john and kk that is) over vriska im cry

NO FUCK THAT iT’S TOO EARLY TO DOUBT WHATEVER IT’S EXAM TIME THEY GO DO THAT EVERYBODY PASSES AND AGAIN I FAIL TO NOTICE BECAUSE I WANDER OFF WHILE THE EXAMS ARE HAPPENING AND I COME BACK AND HEAR SOMEBODY CRYING

oh hey it’s only gamzee i assume kanaya finally punched him GREAT

omg this next semester is going to be a wild ride isn’t it but that’s all we have time for kid

THE END

STAY TUNED

FEEL FREE TO LEAVE THOUGHTS ON THIS ATROCITY BELOW

AND THATS ALL WHAT WILL THE NEXT INSTALLMENT IN OUR EXCITING ADVENTURE BE????

SIMUNISTUCK1: PROSPIT SEM 1?

…AHAHA PSYCHE.

DUE TO TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES THAT IS MY GAME CRASHING WHENEVER I LOAD THE PROSPIT LOT, THIS POST WILL ACTUALLY BE DERSE SEMESTER 1 SO I CAN GET THIS STARTED, PROSPIT WILL BE NEXT I JUST NEED TO UNBUG THE OTHER LOT /soB here goes

presenting simunistuck beginning with 

DERSE SEMESTER 1

SO fraps was also being a dickmonkey and so like the first three or four screenshots i “took” + a few in between this episode were never taken at all, so you’ll have to use your ~imagination~ and I apologize if this one is a tad clunky.

so in the absence of an actual opening shot have this again instead as a header:

so anyway the screenshots i lost were them getting to the house and picking their rooms and declaring their majors as follows:

rose: psychology

dave: drama

aradia: history

equius: physics

sollux: mathematics

feferi: biology

eridan: literature

nepeta: drama

cool so if you guys disagree with any of those again I can just change them so let me know. Anyway, technicalities which probably didn’t need screenshots aside, let’s turn free will on and let these guys loose up in the big brother house for their first three wild days.

so this was actually the first thing that happened as soon as I moved them in, Rose actually goes to play violin (magnificently with all of her 0 skill points), way to stay true to canon I guess???

actually fair warning you won’t be seeing much of Rose today, since she kept rolling a lot of pretty isolated actions (like sit of all things, not even “sit and chat or watch tv”…just sit in an isolated room by herself and stare), which is weird as hell because I didn’t make her particularly shy or anything, but ok Rose. 

Anyway as for everybody else this is what they do:

Yeah they’re like flies to a flipping lantern to this poker table, somebody gets up, somebody else is instantly there to replace them it’s mad

speaking of people getting up, the next thing that happens is eridan and feferi become the first to escape the poker clutches to go play football

u ok eridan

w/e, cuter faces are made

 

this one actually deterred me from deleting two of the poker seats so they’d go do something else with their fucking lives. deterrence lasted like four seconds, but aradia your poker face is presh

anyway this continues (the one on the right is “jasmine”, the townie chick who occupies the last room cause this is a 9 person dorm. and by occupies i mean goes in when she gets tired later today and is never seen again) 

i’m actually surprised it took sollux that long to get that dialogue. (he’s been doing that for three hours) (and didn’t go to class)

BUT MEANWHILE EQUIUS

beautiful bb

he literally spends all day painting this masterpiece like he full on gets to starving point and doesn’t leave the painting, but more on that later

actually more on that now because fraps fucked up around now and i lost the screenshots of whatever else happened today (ahaha this episode sucks) (actually nothing else important happened)

i think it was a photo of the chef though, the old lady NPC who cooks food and occasionally burns it, i’ll get one tomorrow (okay im actually sad about this, i remember my screenshot was of eridan having a negative attraction (repulsion?) reaction to her AHAA)

whatever so equius stops painting and took action just short of starving himself

sollux has apparently been raking in enough poker dough to take food for granted  and waste it

EVEN THOUGH UR STILL HUNGRY BRO WHY

and then they all go to sleep 

ft: fish boxers

(that’s feferi’s room by the way eridan pls)

okay so rise and shine for day 2 and the first thing i noticed was MORE PATOOTIE FACES THIS TIME COURTESY OF DAVE playing that arcade machine thing LOOK AT HIM

nobody else gets to see it cause they’re all going about their morning routines washing up and toileting and all that

like this gorgeous man here

oh sollux you-

eridan pls ,………


(he’s still doing the fish boxers just ftr)

—————-

so others also kickstart their day

aradia’s highly enthusiastic journey into karaoke is quickly cut short though

by fucking this

 

i don’t actually know how this happened i mean ok stick a bunch of sims in one house and alright somebody is going to fight but holy crap dave and sollux good job setting a new record it hasn’t even been 24 hours what the fuck are you even fighting about did you even interact did dave take all the poker earnings or something or was that sollux who even attacked who

whta is even going on

(nice undies by the way fef)

so dave loses (by the way those two queued interactions up there?) (be attacked AND…..be attacked) i guess sollux incited it the first time too then? dave lost all three.

and then it gets worse for him when that coach guy decides to ambush him en route to breakfast leading to this

coach leaves and dave just stays there and trains for the next like five hours or some shit it’s ridiculous like really

sugoi

AND THEN ARADIA WRAPS UP THIS BOUT OF SATAN SUMMONING ”SCHOOL CHEER” AND THIS HAPPENS ON THE DECK

……U OK?

……….

MEANWHILE

So I forgot to mention the ACR btw, and was sitting around waiting for when the casual romance mod was going to get around to rearing its head. unlike sim fights this doesn’t actually take that long cause this mod is a fucking slut i was just wondering who with

all the answers await dave when he finally finishes his intense training regime it looks like

wow fef, ok you do that

lmao look at dave trying to wave and be all nice after the big fucking fight with him just this morning, and look at sollux just glaring back while getting kissed like look at that smug pimp face (he really is kinda a douche in this game isn’t he)

anyway so sol and foofs become mutual crushes after this.

AND THAT WRAPS UP DAY2 CAUSE I SWEAR I HAD MORE SCREENSHOTS AND CAN’T FIND THEM

anyway that night is a bit of a weird one because i remember the university clock is actually there and has like 10 hours left on it and everybody sans dave rose and eridan is still in fail tier so i have to take some measures

skills are forged

(meet their pet. (also meet nepeta oops i don’t have any other pics of her really do i) i’m trying not to get too attached though, the birds in this game just up and fucking randomly die for no reason whenever they feel like it)

and artwork is completed and granted its rightful glory

those who don’t need to worry about frivolities like grades get to go about their stupid lives 

(how the fuck is this dancing ok u 2)

i actually had screenshots of sollux/feferi sloppy makeouts (yes they reached this point) but those too have ~mysteriously~ vanished (nothing of value was lost. they were revolting). also i don’t know why but i really fucking love aradia and find this image funny.

AND THEN THE SUN RISES AND EVERYBODY EATS THAT OLD HAGS BURNED MACARONI AND I FIND OUT SIMS LOSE HYGIENE FOR EATING BURNED FOOD WHICH DOESNT EVEN MAKE SENSE IDK (i like burned food ok this is sad)

also feferi’s undies have a tendency to not completely render when i zoom sometimes oops nipple slip if you look hard enough i’m sorry

anyway yeah exams around the corner and they all go do that

i was expecting this to be an empty couple of hours til they get back and we find out if the peasants have passed first semester uni or not (i’m relying on the exam boost for some of them l0l), but something did happen, the gypsy matchmaker shows up and leaves this thing there

so apparently this is the lamp thing you get if your sims devote a lot of interests to the hobbies, and apparently we’ve done that (i’m pretty sure it’s just sollux who has like 7 game levels from the fucking poker actually). anyway now that we have the thing anyone can use it and the thing grants three wishes i’ll probably a compile a list of the possible wishes and i’ll have the followers vote on what gets wished for by who maybe??????  AHAH WHO WANTS TO FOLLOW THIS we’ll see next time!!!

actually this is ironic though cause my first thought when this showed up was to have eridan wish for love or something but RIGHT AS I THOUGHT IT EVERYBODY CAME HOME

they all passed

but i didn’ t give a shit about that cause

SWEET FUCK ACR



ok tho that’s the semester done though, i guess what comes of this will have to wait til next time to see WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON

what’ll it be next time?? depends on if i fix the prospit bug or not, if i do, we’ll switch over for a ep or just come back here we’ll see!!!

finite

done

tune in next time

you don’t want to reblog this whole thing cause it’s huge and disgusting and stupid, but feel free to leave any comments on this atrocity here lmao

simunistuck intro!

UNISTUCK

SO REMEMBER THOSE SIMS I INTRODUCED IN THE LAST POST? OUR HOMESTUCK CREW? Time to do something with them.

By which I mean stick them in COLLEGE and watch them fend for themselves.

Ya I picked college because it’s easier to just send them off to two dorm houses to get their lives/relationships grounded without having to worry about much else save for their own needs and passing classes, oh and more importantly i can make multiple sims in one household with different last names so that’s what we’re doing

hi i’m a stupid tool and forgot it puts household at the end so enjoy your “house household”

SO I STICK THESE guys in two dorms. Both are the same maxistastic 9 roomer just decorated differently, nobody cares about my shitty decorating so i won’t stretch this post with the images but you can click here if you really want to see ok: prospit, derse. They’re going to live out the next eight semesters of their lives (a sim semester is like 72 hours for those unfamiliar) here and shenanigans will ensue. 

Anyway so there’s one catch as far as gameplay goes: 

I won’t be issuing any commands to my guys except:

  • every semester directing them to build ONE of their required skill points (so they won’t guaranteed fail ahue)
  • paying the bills if/when and only if/when one of them autonomously removes the thing from the mailbox (and if they can afford it)
  • greeting sims who come by from the OTHER HOUSE (derse/prospit yada yada) so everybody can get to know each other. i’ll pick the currently active sim when i notice the visitor to do it
  • save them from dying if something like that comes up, hopefully it won’t
  • fixing any glitches my shitty game makes

Likewise, I won’t cancel any interactions unless it’s to one of these effects. So after that it’s free ride with me as your screenshotting voyeur yeehaw lets go see what the hell they make of it.

ANYWAY OK LETS WRAP UP THE FORMALITIES AND MEET THESE GUYS have some dumb little info panels of all of the guys, personality/aspiration/sample wants whatever look!

yes i hacked some of the personalities so the values are more canon accurate cause the game makes you use exactly 25 points but some of these guys are just more/less than that. if anybody disagrees with my personality/aspiration assignments you’re probably right just let me know and i can actually fix this mid-game yololo

okay yeah all that boring info stuff over with, consider this a master post for this particular sim-AU where i’ll stick links to all the parts - gonna alternate between households and do this semester by semester, by the by. yeah. 

SO IF THAT’S ALL JOIN ME NEXT POST TO GET THIS SHIT UNDER WAY STARTING WITH PROSPIT SEMESTER 1—

shitnanigans:

hey look what i made

i’m finally done with save for a few pieces of CC I need to obviously clean up.

looks like i’m doing two college households for the first thing with these guys (same dorm, save for some decorational differences zzz): free will, autonomous romance and i’ll only step…